Coolness scale

How to rate coolness and other scientific metrics

From uncool to cool:

• omg, nuke it from orbit!
• kill it with fire
• pwnd
• do not want
• noes
• meh
• neutral
• shiny
• FTW
• Epic
• weapons grade
• Biblically ([1])

Obviously some can also be used in a negated manner, Weapons grade Fail is worse than Epic fail.