User:Stitch
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Stitch drowning Aequitas camera
Elger Jonker (Stitch)
Contact
| irc | Stitch @ eth-0, Stitch_ @ undernet |
| msn, mail, jabber | elger DOT jonker AT gmail DOT com |
Location
Zutphen, NL
Interests
| Globally | Taking over the world, training in kindness, madness / spartaaaaaa |
| El33t Skillz | Code generation, (Meta-level) data modeling, Data 2 Code, htmlcssjavascript |
| Misc. | Relaxing, Mixing music, Watching series, Having fun |
| My music | Old school House, Hiphouse, Drum & Bass, Rap, Jungle, Hardcore, Jazz, Metal, Rock, Classic Rock, Dance |
Blog
Some Say...
- ...he has big ears, and that he sometimes likes to drown cameras.... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
- ...his mother was a hamster, and that his father smelled of elderberries.... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
- ...he has trouble operating a doorknob, and that killing him would actually give you negative xp.... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
- ...as a child he would communicate with modem sounds instead of words, and that due to environmental issues he will soon be banned in all EU countries.... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
- ...he once accidentally shot a real dog with a NES zapper, and girls that had sex with him often describe it using the phrase: "..like Jabba the Hut".... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
- ...that calling his name three times in front of a mirror will result in absolutely nothing, and that if you don't see him, he is really is not in front of you.... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
- ...that he sometimes likes to wear womens clothes, and that he's wearing lipstick in that big helmet... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
- ...that during the weekends he herds clarksons on the beach of clarkson island... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
- ...that he pulls funny faces when being photographed, and that if you create an animated gif of these photos the end is near.... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
