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 = Elger Jonker (Stitch) =
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 == De grote eth0 zooi meeneemlijst ==
-* Uber hangmat + ijzeren hangmatstand (self sufficient)
+* Uber hangmat{{Present|Stitch}}
 * 2 ligstoelen: daar ga je niet meer uit komen
-* DJ set + doosje platen en digitaal vinyl (hm, dat moet ergens binnen staan... zoekt plaasje)
+* DJ set{{Present|Stitch}}
 * Paar dozen met consoles voor [[retro]]
 * Tent, kleding etc...

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	+	---
	+
	+	[[Image:Stitch.png\|thumb\|300px\|Stitch drowning [[Aequitas]] camera]]
	+
	+	= Elger Jonker (Stitch) =
	+
	+	<scavhunt output="achievementByUser" username="Stitch" />
	+
	+	[[image:du_tier.jpg]]
	+
	+	== De grote eth0 zooi meeneemlijst ==
	+	* Uber hangmat + ijzeren hangmatstand (self sufficient)
	+	* 2 ligstoelen: daar ga je niet meer uit komen
	+	* DJ set + doosje platen en digitaal vinyl (hm, dat moet ergens binnen staan... zoekt plaasje)
	+	* Paar dozen met consoles voor [[retro]]
	+	* Tent, kleding etc...
	+
	+	== Ik ben er op de volgende events (of geweest) ==
	+	* Please burgle my room!
	+	{{AttendedEvents}}
	+
	+	== Contact ==
	+	{\|
	+	\|-
	+	\| irc
	+	\| Stitch @ [irc://irc.eth-0.nl eth-0]
	+	\|-
	+	\| msn, mail, jabber
	+	\| elger DOT jonker AT gmail DOT com
	+	\|}
	+
	+	[[User:Stitch/BofhConsole]]
	+	[[Image:DJStitch626.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|Pics van DJ Stitch / Experiment 626]]
	+
	+	== Location ==
	+	Zutphen, NL
	+
	+	== Interests ==
	+	{\|
	+	\|-
	+	\| Globally
	+	\| [http://macdesktops.com/images/1024x768/BHdrEvil1024x768.jpg Taking over the world], training in kindness, madness / spartaaaaaa
	+	\|-
	+	\| MadSkills
	+	\| understanding complex stuff, [http://www.advancedcodegeneration.com Code generation], meta level data modeling, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6IQ_FOCE6I web20 htmlcssjavascriptwebsites]
	+	\|-
	+	\| Misc.
	+	\| Mixing music, Partying, Watching movies, Having fun
	+	\|-
	+	\| Music
	+	\| Old school House, Hiphouse, Drum & Bass, Rap, Jungle, Hardcore, Jazz, Metal, Rock, Classic Rock, Dance and Audio from the Glorious Nation of Pluistopia
	+	\|}
	+
	+	== Blog ==
	+	http://www.elgerjonker.nl
	+
	+	[[Image:StitchRecordplayer.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|Stitch can also be used as a record player.]]
	+
	+
	+
	+
	+	== Some Say... ==
	+	* ...he has big ears, and that he sometimes likes to drown cameras.... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
	+	* ...his mother was a hamster, and that his father smelled of elderberries.... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
	+	* ...he has trouble operating a doorknob, and that killing him would actually give you negative xp.... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
	+	* ...as a child he would communicate with modem sounds instead of words, and that due to environmental issues he will soon be banned in all EU countries.... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
	+	* ...he once accidentally shot a real dog with a NES zapper, and girls that had sex with him often describe it using the phrase: "..like Jabba the Hut".... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
	+	* ...that calling his name three times in front of a mirror will result in absolutely nothing, and that if you don't see him, he is really is not in front of you.... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
	+	* ...that he sometimes likes to wear womens clothes, and that he's wearing lipstick in that big helmet... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
	+	* ...that during the weekends he herds clarksons on the beach of clarkson island... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
	+	* ...that he pulls funny faces when being photographed, and that if you create an animated gif of these photos the end is near.... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
	+	* ...he has no [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7MMTwIlWlU bunghole], and his people only have one bunghole.... all we know, he's called the Great Stitcholio!
	+	* ...his name is Gunther and that he can party al night and keeps on bouncing the next day.... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
	+	* ...he is actually a chair, and likes to be tickled... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
	+	* ...he's sent to earth to destroy it, yet is about to find love and make it a better place... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
	+	* ...on sundays you can find him in a Arnhem backyard eating BBQ... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
	+	* ...that he takes over your twitter at PW Ninginnedag, while wearing utp-cables on his head... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
	+	* ...that he sometimes likes to talk french, and thinks frisian equals moonspeak... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
	+	* ...he is not affected by swineflu, and can survive anything that does not kill him... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
	+	* ...he is multitasking like an ipad, and if you set his tail on fire it will burn greenish-pink, all we know is, he is called TheStitch
	+	* ...that if you hold him in a incorrect way, he doesn't work... all we know is, he's called the Stitch!
	+	* ...that if you feed him to much blueberries he glows yellow-purple-ish, but not on sunday... all we know is, he's called the Stitch!
	+	* ...that he is absorbent, porous and yellow, and he lives in a pineapple under the sea, all we know is, he's not Spongebob Squarepants!
	+
	+	[[Image:De_Stitch.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|De Stitch, KING of MOUNT AWESOME!!!]]
	+
	+	[[Image:I_need_TP_for_my_bunghole.jpeg\|thumb\|300px\|TP?, TP for my bunghole?]]
	+
	+	== Meet the parents (TL;dr) ==
	+	Je kunt het nog steeds niet geloven. Net toen je uit je flippo's verzamelings les kwam, stond Tim Robbins buiten op je te wachten. En terijwl hij je een vierkante kus op je oog gaf, nodigde hij je uit voor een date! Je bent al 9001 uur bezig met het samenstellen van je outfit, allen valt dat niet mee omdat je gast er niet bij heeft gezegd wat jullie gaan doen. Misschien neemt hij je wel mee naar ex porn star, naar de nieuwe star trek in imax of gaan jullie gezellig mohito's drinken bij bassie. Maar ja, dadelijk wil hij gaan eten in mcDonalds of heeft hij kaartjes voor een concert van mick jagger. Die outfit moet dus van alle markten thuis zijn! Je roept de hulp in van veroon en pamela, en samen besluiten jullie wat het gaat worden: je t-shirt met het kleed en lekker je witte k-swiss aan. Dan nog smokey eyes met roze en paarse oogschadue en die nieuwe groene gloss op je lippen: perfect! Je benty als twee druppels water Sugar Lee Hooper. Die date kan niet meer stuk Als de bel gaat, sprint je naar de deur. Daar staat hij, met in z'n handen een bos afrikaantjes. "Elger, we stappen meteen in mijn lichgrijze lada want we worden op de 9001-jarige bruiloft van mn ouders verwacht." Of je daar nou blij mee moet zijn, weet je even niet, dus je stapt maar gewoon in. En inderdaad, de kartonnen doos van pa en ma robins staat vol met grijze opa's en oma's. Tim Robbins rent, terwijl hij jou aan je linkerbovenbeen en bh-sluiting meesleept, regelrecht op zn ouders af. "Lieve pa en ma, mag ik jullie voorstellen aan Elger. Ik ken haar nog maar net, maar weet het nu al: met dit meisje wil ik trouwen!". Wat zegt hij nou, denk jij? ik ben gekke henk niet! Ik ben pas 25 en ik wil misschien best wel een keer met je bekken, maar ik ga toch niet nu al trouwen? Met 1.000.000 kilometer per uur sjeesj je de deur uit en zodra je buiten bent, bel je Samantha. "Wil je me komen halen?" smeek je hem. "Want ik weet het nu zeker: jij bent veel witter dan alle Tim-Robbins van de hele wereld!"
	+	[[Image:twitter_great_success.png\|thumb\|300px\|...]]
	+
	+	== Het maken van Stitch Oren ==
	+	Zo maak je stitch oren voor [[BD Will-Do\|verjaardagen]].
	+	{\|
	+	\|-
	+	\| [[Image:Stitch oor blauw.gif\|thumb\|De blauwe kant]] \|\| [[Image:Stitch oor roze.gif\|thumb\|De roze kant]] \|\| [[Image:Stitch halsbandje.gif\|thumb\|De halsband]]
	+	\|-
	+	\|}
	+
	+	# Print de oren 2x uit, het halsbandje 1x. (scale to fit media)
	+	# Knip de oren uit, bij voorkeur met een stanleymesje
	+	# Lijm de oren op elkaar, zodat een roze en blauw kant aan de buitenkant zichtbaar zijn
	+	# Knip de halsband uit
	+	# Lijm de halsband aan elkaar
	+	# Neem het plakband en plak de gedroogde oren op een haarband
	+	# Doe de halsband om, en versier deze mogelijk met een goudkleurig vierkant colier
	+	# Neem het plakband en plak de halsband om de nek (de rode kant buiten)
	+	# ???
	+	# PROFIT
	+
	+	== Dj stitch in disneyland <sup><small>TM</small></sup>®© ==
	+
	+	<video type="youtube" id="xAy2k0KvlMg" desc="DJ Stitch" frame="true" position="left" size="full" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="240" />
	+
	+
	+	[[our hex colors\|owja, en wat hex kleuren]]:
	+	* stitch blue: http://www.myhexcolor.com/color-5717c2/
	+	* extreme pink: http://www.myhexcolor.com/color-FF00FF/
	+
	+	== B& ==
	+	[[Image:WikiAdmin.jpg\|400px]]
	+
	+	"To the average new person (and even to some of the older users), using or editing this wiki for the first time, sysops and veteran editors will seem insensitive, unfeeling, and cruel to the point of being almost fanatical about their indifference."
	+	<video type="youtube" id="MZ3V4vreGUU" desc="YOU'RE BANNED FROM THAT TOO!!!!" frame="true" position="left" size="full" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="240" />
	+
	+
	+	== Plugins ==
	+	Things i've made but not yet committed.
	+	=== Scavhunt Plugin ===
	+	Database view on some database extension. Written in PHP. Shows achievements, achievements per user and a top N. [todo: make pages]
	+
	+	=== Terminator V2.0 ===
	+	Upgraded a nice plugin with a really crappy graphical output. Todo: finish one security bug.

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−	~~= Elger Jonker (Stitch) =~~
−
−	~~<scavhunt output="achievementByUser" username="Stitch" />~~
−
−	~~[[image:du_tier.jpg]]~~
−
−	~~== De grote eth0 zooi meeneemlijst ==~~
−	* Uber hangmat + ijzeren hangmatstand (self sufficient)
−	* 2 ligstoelen: daar ga je niet meer uit komen
−	* DJ set + doosje platen en digitaal vinyl (hm, dat moet ergens binnen staan... zoekt plaasje)
−	* Paar dozen met consoles voor [[retro]]
−	* Tent, kleding etc...
−
−	~~== Ik ben er op de volgende events (of geweest) ==~~
−	* Please burgle my room!
−	~~{{AttendedEvents}}~~
−
−	~~== Contact ==~~
−	{\|
−	\|-
−	~~\| irc~~
−	~~\| Stitch @ [irc://irc.eth-0.nl eth-0]~~
−	\|-
−	~~\| msn, mail, jabber~~
−	~~\| elger DOT jonker AT gmail DOT com~~
−	\|}
−
−	~~[[User:Stitch/BofhConsole]]~~
−	~~[[Image:DJStitch626.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|Pics van DJ Stitch / Experiment 626]]~~
−
−	~~== Location ==~~
−	~~Zutphen, NL~~
−
−	~~== Interests ==~~
−	{\|
−	\|-
−	~~\| Globally~~
−	~~\| [http://macdesktops.com/images/1024x768/BHdrEvil1024x768.jpg Taking over the world], training in kindness, madness / spartaaaaaa~~
−	\|-
−	~~\| MadSkills~~
−	~~\| understanding complex stuff, [http://www.advancedcodegeneration.com Code generation], meta level data modeling, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6IQ_FOCE6I web20 htmlcssjavascriptwebsites]~~
−	\|-
−	~~\| Misc.~~
−	~~\| Mixing music, Partying, Watching movies, Having fun~~
−	\|-
−	~~\| Music~~
−	~~\| Old school House, Hiphouse, Drum & Bass, Rap, Jungle, Hardcore, Jazz, Metal, Rock, Classic Rock, Dance and Audio from the Glorious Nation of Pluistopia~~
−	\|}
−
−	~~== Blog ==~~
−	~~http://www.elgerjonker.nl~~
−
−	~~[[Image:StitchRecordplayer.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|Stitch can also be used as a record player.]]~~
−
−
−
−
−	~~== Some Say... ==~~
−	* ...he has big ears, and that he sometimes likes to drown cameras.... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
−	* ...his mother was a hamster, and that his father smelled of elderberries.... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
−	* ...he has trouble operating a doorknob, and that killing him would actually give you negative xp.... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
−	* ...as a child he would communicate with modem sounds instead of words, and that due to environmental issues he will soon be banned in all EU countries.... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
−	* ...he once accidentally shot a real dog with a NES zapper, and girls that had sex with him often describe it using the phrase: "..like Jabba the Hut".... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
−	* ...that calling his name three times in front of a mirror will result in absolutely nothing, and that if you don't see him, he is really is not in front of you.... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
−	* ...that he sometimes likes to wear womens clothes, and that he's wearing lipstick in that big helmet... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
−	* ...that during the weekends he herds clarksons on the beach of clarkson island... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
−	* ...that he pulls funny faces when being photographed, and that if you create an animated gif of these photos the end is near.... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
−	* ...he has no [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7MMTwIlWlU bunghole], and his people only have one bunghole.... all we know, he's called the Great Stitcholio!
−	* ...his name is Gunther and that he can party al night and keeps on bouncing the next day.... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
−	* ...he is actually a chair, and likes to be tickled... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
−	* ...he's sent to earth to destroy it, yet is about to find love and make it a better place... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
−	* ...on sundays you can find him in a Arnhem backyard eating BBQ... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
−	* ...that he takes over your twitter at PW Ninginnedag, while wearing utp-cables on his head... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
−	* ...that he sometimes likes to talk french, and thinks frisian equals moonspeak... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
−	* ...he is not affected by swineflu, and can survive anything that does not kill him... all we know, he's called the Stitch!
−	* ...he is multitasking like an ipad, and if you set his tail on fire it will burn greenish-pink, all we know is, he is called TheStitch
−	* ...that if you hold him in a incorrect way, he doesn't work... all we know is, he's called the Stitch!
−	* ...that if you feed him to much blueberries he glows yellow-purple-ish, but not on sunday... all we know is, he's called the Stitch!
−	* ...that he is absorbent, porous and yellow, and he lives in a pineapple under the sea, all we know is, he's not Spongebob Squarepants!
−
−	~~[[Image:De_Stitch.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|De Stitch, KING of MOUNT AWESOME!!!]]~~
−
−	~~[[Image:I_need_TP_for_my_bunghole.jpeg\|thumb\|300px\|TP?, TP for my bunghole?]]~~
−
−	~~== Meet the parents (TL;dr) ==~~
−	Je kunt het nog steeds niet geloven. Net toen je uit je flippo's verzamelings les kwam, stond Tim Robbins buiten op je te wachten. En terijwl hij je een vierkante kus op je oog gaf, nodigde hij je uit voor een date! Je bent al 9001 uur bezig met het samenstellen van je outfit, allen valt dat niet mee omdat je gast er niet bij heeft gezegd wat jullie gaan doen. Misschien neemt hij je wel mee naar ex porn star, naar de nieuwe star trek in imax of gaan jullie gezellig mohito's drinken bij bassie. Maar ja, dadelijk wil hij gaan eten in mcDonalds of heeft hij kaartjes voor een concert van mick jagger. Die outfit moet dus van alle markten thuis zijn! Je roept de hulp in van veroon en pamela, en samen besluiten jullie wat het gaat worden: je t-shirt met het kleed en lekker je witte k-swiss aan. Dan nog smokey eyes met roze en paarse oogschadue en die nieuwe groene gloss op je lippen: perfect! Je benty als twee druppels water Sugar Lee Hooper. Die date kan niet meer stuk Als de bel gaat, sprint je naar de deur. Daar staat hij, met in z'n handen een bos afrikaantjes. "Elger, we stappen meteen in mijn lichgrijze lada want we worden op de 9001-jarige bruiloft van mn ouders verwacht." Of je daar nou blij mee moet zijn, weet je even niet, dus je stapt maar gewoon in. En inderdaad, de kartonnen doos van pa en ma robins staat vol met grijze opa's en oma's. Tim Robbins rent, terwijl hij jou aan je linkerbovenbeen en bh-sluiting meesleept, regelrecht op zn ouders af. "Lieve pa en ma, mag ik jullie voorstellen aan Elger. Ik ken haar nog maar net, maar weet het nu al: met dit meisje wil ik trouwen!". Wat zegt hij nou, denk jij? ik ben gekke henk niet! Ik ben pas 25 en ik wil misschien best wel een keer met je bekken, maar ik ga toch niet nu al trouwen? Met 1.000.000 kilometer per uur sjeesj je de deur uit en zodra je buiten bent, bel je Samantha. "Wil je me komen halen?" smeek je hem. "Want ik weet het nu zeker: jij bent veel witter dan alle Tim-Robbins van de hele wereld!"
−	~~[[Image:twitter_great_success.png\|thumb\|300px\|...]]~~
−
−	~~== Het maken van Stitch Oren ==~~
−	~~Zo maak je stitch oren voor [[BD Will-Do\|verjaardagen]].~~
−	{\|
−	\|-
−	~~\| [[Image:Stitch oor blauw.gif\|thumb\|De blauwe kant]] \|\| [[Image:Stitch oor roze.gif\|thumb\|De roze kant]] \|\| [[Image:Stitch halsbandje.gif\|thumb\|De halsband]]~~
−	\|-
−	\|}
−
−	~~# Print de oren 2x uit, het halsbandje 1x. (scale to fit media)~~
−	~~# Knip de oren uit, bij voorkeur met een stanleymesje~~
−	~~# Lijm de oren op elkaar, zodat een roze en blauw kant aan de buitenkant zichtbaar zijn~~
−	~~# Knip de halsband uit~~
−	~~# Lijm de halsband aan elkaar~~
−	~~# Neem het plakband en plak de gedroogde oren op een haarband~~
−	~~# Doe de halsband om, en versier deze mogelijk met een goudkleurig vierkant colier~~
−	~~# Neem het plakband en plak de halsband om de nek (de rode kant buiten)~~
−	~~# ???~~
−	~~# PROFIT~~
−
−	~~== Dj stitch in disneyland <sup><small>TM</small></sup>®© ==~~
−
−	~~<video type="youtube" id="xAy2k0KvlMg" desc="DJ Stitch" frame="true" position="left" size="full" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="240" />~~
−
−
−	~~[[our hex colors\|owja, en wat hex kleuren]]:~~
−	* stitch blue: http://www.myhexcolor.com/color-5717c2/
−	* extreme pink: http://www.myhexcolor.com/color-FF00FF/
−
−	~~== B& ==~~
−	~~[[Image:WikiAdmin.jpg\|400px]]~~
−
−	"To the average new person (and even to some of the older users), using or editing this wiki for the first time, sysops and veteran editors will seem insensitive, unfeeling, and cruel to the point of being almost fanatical about their indifference."
−	~~<video type="youtube" id="MZ3V4vreGUU" desc="YOU'RE BANNED FROM THAT TOO!!!!" frame="true" position="left" size="full" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="240" />~~
−
−
−	~~== Plugins ==~~
−	~~Things i've made but not yet committed.~~
−	~~=== Scavhunt Plugin ===~~
−	~~Database view on some database extension. Written in PHP. Shows achievements, achievements per user and a top N. [todo: make pages]~~
−
−	~~=== Terminator V2.0 ===~~
−	~~Upgraded a nice plugin with a really crappy graphical output. Todo: finish one security bug.~~

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