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2010-01-20T21:43:19Z

Ggreer: Count linux software raid as well.

#!/bin/sh
echo `uptime|grep days|sed 's/.*up $[0-9]*$ day.*/\1\/10+/'; cat \
/proc/cpuinfo|grep '^cpu MHz'|awk '{print $4"/30 +";}';free|grep \
'^Mem'|awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; df -P -k -x nfs | grep -v \
1k | awk '{if ($1 ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd|md)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END \
{print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'`|bc|sed 's/$.$$/.\1cm/'

* 7.3cm , xs7.xs4all.nl || xs1.xs4all.nl (scriptje faalt wel een beetje daar)
* 8.7cm , toad.stack.nl
* 52.9cm isACK, Dell Inspiron 9100
* 56.1cm buZz , dell inspiron 640m - 228.2cm , custom htpc @ home
* 61.4cm chakotay, IBM Thinkpad T60
* 61.9cm, r3boot, IBM Thinkpad T42
* 62.4cm Tancaliel, IBM Thinkpad R50p
* 64.5cm, FooBar, Sony Vaio TZ21
* 71.3cm killercow, IBM Thinkpad T60
* 73.1cm , Almachtige, Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.00GHz / MemTotal: 515540 kB
* 78.1cm , dreamer, Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo CPU T7250 @ 2.00GHz
* 78.7cm , Floes, IBM Thinkpad T60p Core Duo T2600 @ 2.16GHz / MemTotal: 2074536kB / FireGL V5200 (en nu niet op OnDemand acpi governor)
* 105.7cm, psy, Thinkpad r61 2gig ram.Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo CPU T7100 @ 1.80GHz
* 119.9cm, chakotay, workstation (Pentium D805, 2GB, meuk, etc)
* 128.0cm, maze, MacBook Pro (Arch Linux i686)
* 114.7cm , Almachtige, Intel(R) Core(TM)2 CPU 6300 @ 1.86GHz / MemTotal: 1033472 kB
* 121.7cm , Almachtige, Intel(R) Core(TM)2 CPU 6420 @ 2.13GHz / MemTotal: 2074536 kB
* 132.0cm , Aequitas, Macbook Pro Unibody, Intel Core 2 Duo @ 2.53 Ghz / 4GB DDR3
* 138,8cm , thomba.beekhuis.net (ftth pwng3 ;-) )
* 140.7cm , Almachtige, Intel(R) Core(TM)2 CPU 6300 @ 1.86GHz / MemTotal: 2073796 kB
* 142.1cm Stoney3K, Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 / 4GB / ATI HD3870, 286.0cm VPS @ AMS-IX
* 175.0cm, Almachtig, Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.00GHz / MemTotal: 2843648 kB
* 188.4cm, Stitch, Macbook, Intel Core Duo 2.16 Ghz / 2GB Ram / 500 GB HD(?)
* 190.1cm, Fugu, Macbook, Intel Core Duo 2.00 GHz / 2 GB Ram
* 215.5cm, Zarya, Intel(R) Xeon(TM) CPU 2.80GHz * 4 (dual core) / 3GB Ram
* 224.8cm, FooBar, Intel Xeon 2.4 Ghz, Quad core, 1GB @ NL-IX
* 229.9cm, FooBar, Core2 Duo Mobile, 4GB, 2.05T raid, homeserver
* 243.6cm Gwyrrdin, unibody macbook pro, 4 GB, net r3boot gedaan
* 248cm ddsw.colo.bit.nl :P
* 268.6cm, Fugu, 1.8 GHz PowerPC G5, 2.5 GB Ram
* 304.6cm, gido, Thinkpad r61 2gig ram.Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo CPU T7100 @ 1.60GHz
* 379.2cm , ]V[ workstation ubuntu
* 428.6cm, killercow, utils.eth-0.nl, Quad Opteron 850 / MemTotal: 7661852 kB (r3boot, slet zet m'n raid arrays eens aan | Staat aan, pik)
* 552.4cm, VictorB Quad core workstation
* 606.3cm, Zarya, pindakaas.home.gigafreak.net AMD Athlon(tm) 64 X2 Dual Core Processor 5600+ * 2 (Dual core) / 4GB Ram
* 689.3cm Gwyrrdin, 24" iMac 2.4 Ghz Core2Duo of zo, 4 Gb
* 713.7cm, r3boot, ftp.eth-0.nl, AMDX2 64 4400+ / MemTotal: 8063148 kB
* 1229.5cm killercow, quad opteron 2.4gz, 4gb ram,
* 2274.3cm r3boot, $bak @ werk, 4 x Dual-Core AMD Opteron(tm) Processor 8220, 65889880 kB ram

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ja one liners , commands pipen en greppen , awk, the lot! 
[15:46:37] ]V[ says: 
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[15:47:44] Dagmar requests your attention! 

[15:47:59] Dagmar says:
 Ik snap er allemaal geen zak van. En dat vriendje achter je heeft die een grotere??;)
 [15:48:22] ]V[ says:
 ja hahaha
 [15:49:00] Dagmar says:
 Nou voel ik bepaalde zaken toch nog goed aan ha ha 
 [15:50:48] Dagmar says:
 Is hij van de 713
 [15:50:53] Dagmar says: 
, zoveel?

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